Some call me … Tim.
OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.
I AM FREAKING CRYIN’
IT GOT BETTER
This reminds me a certain friend
Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt
Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe
Went down on my bf for a bit. Stopped after a bit.
Me: Let’s go to Burger King now.
Bf’s first thought:You can Burger my King.
Her neck is gonna hurt like hell in that position doe.
He put her head like that so in case she throws up she won’t drown in her own puke, every important.
At first I was going to be super pissed but then….
me too, Arya, me tooooo
This whole scene is golden.
you could hear arya going through puberty